Friday, April 26th, 2013
The Entrance to Hollow Earth?
It’s about time to start up the dream diary again. It’s been way too long and I realized that the more I record my dreams, the more I remember them
I had a dream that I was on Long Island, NY. There were loud booms coming from different locations. I was informed that these were bombs. Someone was bombing Long Island and we needed to escape. A party was put together to get onto a plane and go to Hawaii Everyone got on the plane and you could start to see the island. There were large creatures everywhere. Giant oversized gorillas, giraffes and other animals. Very vibrant colors and I think some creatures I could not identify. We went into the city that was protected from these animals. While in the dream I said “Oh this dream is following that book I read!” Although I do not recall any book I have ever read with large animals living outside a city. We flew into the city and was greeted by a king. That is all I remember.
Wednesday, March 14th, 2012
The Diamond Mouth Snake
I was playing hide and seek with a bunch of friends.
The person who was “it” grew to be a giant and the rest of the people shrunk tiny to make it harder to find us.
There were a bunch of snakes crawling around during this. All of the snakes belonged to Melissa and she told us that they where “Diamond Mouth Snakes”
Which in the dream meant that when you opened their mouth they had really pretty diamonds on their tongue.
So we all went along finding snakes and just hanging out when a woman came into the picture. She was a snake expert and she started picking up the snakes and saying “These are not diamond mouths, these are red mouth snakes” She proceeded to show us and yelled at Melissa telling her that she cannot going around telling people that the snakes were diamond mouth when they were red mouth. Melissa was angry because the person she bought them from told her that they were diamond mouth snakes
Friday, March 2nd, 2012
The Sims: Bacon
I’ve been playing The Sims a lot so I had a sims dream.
I was playing The Sims and there were 2 characters, a father and a daughter. Everything was going along fine when the father got a brilliant idea. He wanted to make every object edible, and look like meat or bacon. I think the texture of this meat was inspired by my puppy’s bone because we call it “The Bacon Bone”. In the dream the meat looked exactly like his bone lol. Anyway, I had to deliver these object so in order to do that I had to shoot items with a DL-44. I had to shoot them 3 times before they became crispy and the correct color. This went on for a while, shooting various objects. Then someone else came into the picture. There was a voice of a woman who told us that we could fry animals but they would still be alive when the family ate them. So I started frying cats.
Friday, September 2nd, 2011
I had a dream:
I was back in school, and I couldn’t figure out how I was there. I looked at one of the lockers and it said “2000″ and I knew I was back in the year 2000. I was freaking out thinking I’d have to consiously re-live 11 years before I’m back where I was. I thought maybe I was given a chance to do things differently and that’s why I was there. I dropped a bunch of papers out of my locker and the teacher said “that’s ok, it happens to most new people” I grabbed another book (marble notebook) and ran into class. The teacher was my 5th grade teacher but I was in my middle school. I don’t think I was listening to the teacher much, I was too focused on it being the year 2000. I didn’t know how I would survive on no technology. But then I remembered what I had back in 2000. A dial up windows Milennium…great. But it was still means of conversation with my friends. Cell phones weren’t popular yet so I was not getting one of those anytime soon. School let out and my mom picked me up. I told her about how I was from the future and now I’m back in 2000. She believed me and we stopped at a store before going home. I waited in the car and a woman tried to get into the car dispite me asking her what she was doing. We made it home and I went on the computer and somehow a cell phone, I called my friend Jimmy to try and tell him what was happening. Then I woke up and freaked out that it wasn’t real lol
Thursday, September 23rd, 2010
The Eyeball Ping Pong Doctor
I had a dream that my iris was not completely round
So I left work to go to the hospital.
As soon as I walked out of work, there was a section in the building that was an indian hospital workers but with all american doctors. I walked in to find the doctor and he said “sure! I’ll take a look at her” I followed him and a bunch of other doctors started to walk outside too. While we were walking to this other location some of the doctors squeezed through a fence and started to play ping pong on an old abandoned table.
Tuesday, August 17th, 2010
Medusa: The Demon Statue
This all took place in a grungy looking house. There were giant mythological statues in people’s backyards: Aphrodite, Zeus, Pegasus. The house that I was in had a Medusa statue in the back yard. This particular statue of her didn’t have the snakes on her head, it looked more like a demon with goat horns. Anyway, this statue was known for bringing bad luck, and the statue shot out arrows at the previous owners. There were two dogs in the house and they were afraid to go outside. There was a woman that came by and she worshiped the statue, and this made ivy grow all over the house. At the end of the dream I figured how out to kill the Medusa statue by stabbing her in the chest with carrots.
Wednesday, July 7th, 2010
Astrologers, Dragons and Joaquin Phoenix
The beginning of my dream took place in a giant house. Everyone in the house was wearing ripped clothing like they were from the 80′s. All the people in the house wanted play a type of drinking game and I didn’t want to be involved so I went up into this secret compartment of the house that was a giant attic. From inside of the attic, I found a way out and into my car. I drove for a bit and saw a class that I wanted to get into across a giant bridge. I got out of my car and ran instead of driving for some reason. When I got there a teacher asked me if I wanted to sit alone or next to an astrologer. From the classroom I walked into a regular neighborhood. A little blonde girl asked me to help her defeat a dragon. The dragon was huge but we had swords and shields to fight it off and we actually defeated it! We walked away, and into the garage when we both was a sign that said “Now that you’ve defeated the dragon, you can try to defeat the REAL threat” (or something of that nature) We saw small white light form in front of the doorway into the house and then Joaquin Phoenix appeared. He started saying evil things and chasing us around the cars in the garage. I knew that we would never be able to defeat him. Then I woke up.
Saturday, June 5th, 2010
Fiberglass, Lemonade, Evil Grandmothers and Gas Masks
I had a dream about a crazy religious woman, and I believe in some way that she had a connection to my grandmother. I was working at a job with a few other people and the crazy religious woman came in and tried to convert us to her religion. She showed us a video tape of someone talking about her religion. She had told me that she taped over my Rocko’s Modern life tape and I was so mad and upset!
I think the dream progressively turned her more and more into my grandmother because at one point I was staying at her house. I was sleeping upstairs in a room in her house when she woke me up an hour before I needed to get up and I was so mad! This brought me to the conclusion that she was an evil being. The house was old, rickety and it had a haunted house feel to it. She kept trying to give me lemonade but I wouldn’t drink it.
She progressed to become more evil and she made a bunch of kids go in the room upstairs. One of the kids was her “sidekick.” and he had a suit on. She put me in the room with the kids and everyone was scared. Her “sidekick” came in with a gas mask on and closed the door behind him. There was a very large sheet of fiberglass insulation hanging from the ceiling. The “sidekick” began jumping on it, kicking it and punching it to fill the air with fiberglass so that we would breathe it. Everyone started coughing. I found a window and there was a small crack in it that was letting in a draft. I held my breath and ran to the window and breathed the air that was coming in. The “sidekick” saw me and kept trying to pull me away from the window. Then I woke up.
Thursday, April 8th, 2010
OZZY, Jewel, and Monkeys
I had a dream that I was watching old news and television show footage. The first part was Kelly Osbourne talking about how much weight she had gained or something. The next part was about how Ozzy Osbourne got locked out of his house so he climbed on the roof to break a window and get in. He broke a window with a chair and got in. Seconds after he had gotten in and left that particular room a gunshot fired and a bullet hole pierced the wall next to the bed. I remember seeing the police search all the nearby houses to see who had fired the gun. They eventually found the guy and they were pulling him towards a cop car. He was shouting “I didn’t mean to shoot the monkey! I didn’t even know it was there!” Apparently in his attempt to shoot Ozzy Osbourne, he actually shot and killed a little monkey. Later, they interviewed Ozzy, and he was talking about how his favorite song is “Foolish Games” by Jewel, and he was singing and playing it on the piano.
Saturday, January 2nd, 2010
The unseen Beauty and the Beast Chapter
This is probably one of the best dreams I’ve ever had. I probably cannot do it justice by trying to describe the awesomeness but it’s worth a try.
My dream began off with me and a friend watching Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. In my dream I remembered that years ago, me and a different friend used to watch the same movie but she would fast forward through the middle every single time because she said it was boring or something.
Now, with my new friends we decided to watch this unseen chapter in Beauty and the Beast because for some reason they have never seen that part either.
The movie completely changed form and we were sucked inside of it. There was a giant castle and little hidden things to discover. We lost someone in our group and we were all trying to find them. I remember there was a giant room with a waterfall and the whole place just gave you that magical feeling. I remember opening a door and there was a giant bat with purple smokey wings and it started to fly at me so I punched it in the face. I remember actually touching this thing, it was weird as hell.
Very cool dream, I wish I could visit it again
Thursday, November 5th, 2009
Dylan Moran Stabbed the Alligator
In this dream there were multiple rooms with traps. The rooms had the same vibe or visuals from the movie Saw or Cube. I was with a bunch of people and one of them was Dylan Moran. We all entered this room and the floor looked normal until square parts of it would get wet from underneath and then fall apart. The pieces kept falling apart revealing a pool. We all stayed on the side and began to swim for the door to enter another room. Dylan Moran had a knife, he looked at us and then swam underwater. We all looked and he was stabbing a giant alligator that was about to eat us. Robert Oliveri appeared (The kid from Honey I Shrunk the Kids) and he showed us how to get out.
Friday, September 18th, 2009
My dream starts out on Earth. My friend and I are going on a trip to another planet. We get on a spaceship to go to another space station. Once we’re there they can only take people to the next space station in small groups. I had to get on the first spaceship and my boyfriend on the second. Sigourney Weaver was the captain and she said “are you all ready? We’re going to to really fast!” the ship began to move at light speed, and I texted my boyfriend “We’re going ludicrous speed!” Once we arrived, there were these pod-like entrances we had to go through in order to get into this space station. We had to run to get there and into the pod entrance or else we would run out of breathing time. I remember running and starting to feel it get difficult for me to breathe, it was a very strange realistic feeling of breathing in alien air. There were instructions as to how you’re supposed to enter these pods. There were three buttons, red, green and gray. The gray one would open the pod and you could go in. Our group got inside just fine. The next group of people were completely messing it up. They were hitting the wrong buttons and accidentally squashing/killing people. I ran outside and tried to help these people but I began to not be able to breathe. A technician came by and put a breathing apparatus over my face but it was still hard to breathe, and that’s all I can remember.
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009
Wayne Knight wants to eat my arms
I had a dream that I was entering a large building.
I went on the elevator and got on the second floor when I noticed that I got my period.
Wayne Knight got on the elevator (a large Wayne Knight before he lost the weight) and I asked him where the bathroom was. He said it was on the first floor and he’d take me there. He tricked me and we ended up going on the top floor which was his apartment. I was running around looking for the bathroom. He had a giant apartment and i couldn’t find anything. He began to call my name and it took a long time to find him. When I found him I asked him where the bathroom was. He said “you’re not going anywhere.” I said “let me go” and he said “Gimme those arms…….I’m gonna eat your arms.” I began grabbing everything in sight and hitting him over the head with it. He fell down but began to get back up. I quickly thought to myself that this is insane and it must be a dream. I woke myself up and was thankful to have both of my arms.
Sunday, September 13th, 2009
Did you ever have one of those dreams where you are freaking out because you know you’re going to die?
Usually that feeling will inform my brain that I’m dreaming. When I woke up I was overjoyed that it was all fake.
I looked as though I was see-through, and I could see other people who were see-through. I remember passing by my cousin’s gravestone and mine was next to hers. I’m pretty sure I didn’t think I was dead, just in a weird state of life. I was still able to talk to people in person and on the phone. For some reason my cousin was replaced by Liv Tyler and I kept seeing her image on busses. Not an actual billboard but as though she was stuck in the reflection of these busses. I walked into Best Buy and they were going out of business so I was looking around at the discounts. I walked out and realized that the see-through people had numbers on their shirts. There was one guy who had a “1″ on his shirt, and he was walking towards me when a giant light came out of him and his spirit had released into the sky. I figured out that the numbers on the shirts meant days left to live on earth. I looked down at my shirt and it said “19″. This is when I began to freak out and suddenly woke up.
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009
The Cops Need Me to Elucidate
I had a dream that I was in a van, and 2 guys were driving me places. The van got pulled over by two cops so we pulled over and the cops were on each side of the car looking in and asking questions (SuperTroopers style.) The cops began to reach little objects in front of me and I had to make any sort of audible confirmation that I understood what it was. *Ex: One of the cops held up a toy boat in front of me and I had to say something like “Oh, I’ve been on a boat before.” or the cop held up a dessert and I would have to say “I’ve never had that, but it looks good.”* While they were holding up an object I didn’t say anything and the kid sitting in front of me whispered “Just say anything.” so I continued to make little remarks about the object in front of me. o.o
Friday, August 14th, 2009
WILFORD BRIMLEY SAYS IT’S TOO PORANGE!
I had a dream that I was cooking in a kitchen outside. I was cooking rice with Wilford Brimley, and he was criticizing everything I was doing. I think his wife was beside me behind another counter. Wilford Brimley kept telling me “You’re making your rice too porange.” I asked him “what does porange mean?” and him and his wife were talking to me like I was dumb because I didn’t know what porange meant. Apparently, porange meant that I was adding too many ingredients to my rice, thus adding an orange tint to my rice. So I asked “Why isn’t it just called making my rice too orange?” and he said “because it’s porange.”
Thursday, August 6th, 2009
The Dead Dog Museum
I had a dream that I was walking in a giant empty parking lot that was lit by tall parking lot overhead lights. The were giant hooks on the parking lot lights and there were dogs hanging from them. I walked into what looked like a fishing bait shack but it was like a museum inside. There were dogs laying everywhere on the floor, and they had giant scars behind their front legs on their ribs and on their chest. All the dogs were barely alive and people were petting them and crying. I got too close to one dog’s wound and it started to growl.
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
Malls, Tattoos, Skinny Dipping and Swamp Monsters
My cousin Katie was visiting me and we went to the mall, it had a bunch of weird stores that sold odd antique things. In the mall there was a Disney cruise line elevator, and we took it up to the third floor. The elevator was white with giant clear windows on all sides. We were getting really high up in the air, as high up as a skyscraper and I began to get scared.
The elevator opened and you could either jump into a pool or exit on the side. I exited on the side and Katie jumped in. We took the elevator back down to the mall and we walked into an odd store that turned into a tattoo shop. There was a guy at the desk that said “Let me see your tattoos!” but all my tattoos were covered up so I asked him how he knew I had tattoos. He said he looked at my ankle and knew I had tattoos. I showed him all my tattoos and he brought me to another tattoo shop in the mall that tattooed people for free. While I was waiting in line an old friend from school told me about Will’s Birthday pool party, who is another old friend from school. I went to Will’s house to give him grapes for his birthday, he already was eating a bowl of fruit and he ate all the other fruit and left the grapes on the bottom, so I plopped my grapes on his grapes and wished him a Happy Birthday. There were tons of old friends from school there and the house had parents in it trying to tell us all what to do but we’re in our 20′s. Then everyone jumped in the pool naked, there was 2 giant pools side by side and water was foggy. Everyone was kissing one another for some reason. We all got out of the pool when I noticed that the parents were tackling my friend Stu.
Stu was wearing a giant green hairy mossy costume and the parents were trying to brush his hair. I ran over and told them to stop and we both ran into the swamp, he took of the hairy costume and we started talking about how ridiculous people are. His hand turned into a Chihuahua and it started talking to me.
Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
Dream in Dream/Seth Rogen and Neil Patrick Harris
I had a dream that I laid down in the middle of a giant rug in a living room and fell asleep. In the dream I knew I was dreaming so I was going around flying, jumping, and meeting friends. A dream inside of a dream.
Seth Rogen and I were on my computer and he was going on my Twitter and posting weird things. I remember he posted something like “ooooooo.com” and I was like “what is that?” and he told me it was a link that sent people right to Dr.Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog starring Neil Patrick Harris & Nathan Fillion.
Monday, June 29th, 2009
The Very Windy House
I had a dream that I was going to my Aunt and Uncle’s house, but it was their old house they lived in last year. When I entered, my cousin Richie gave me something and said “Here, I’ll give this to you once this is all over.” and he handed me a copy of the movie “The Amityville Horror” on DVD. For some reason I had a lot of tattoos and my cousin Denise was admiring them (Denise died almost a year ago but there was a story in the dream of how she came back somehow.) I remember I had all the Boohbah characters tattooed on the back of my leg and some gaming characters like Animal Crossing or something. Their dog Jetta was lost and he ran away. My aunt and maybe my grandma were outside in sleeping bags, and they were talking to me through the glass back door. It started to become very windy and the corners of the back doors were starting to peel up from the wind. Someone brought the dog home but he was very old and no longer a puppy.
Saturday, June 20th, 2009
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
Jeff Dunham and the Yoga Balls
I had this dream yesterday but I didn’t have time to post it. I’m in an auditorium filled with hundreds of kids. My cousin Katie and her friend Kelly are there. I think it’s their school. Instead of curtains being on the stage, they were in the seating area, and there were no chairs, we all sat on the floor.There was some sort of game on a giant screen on stage that we were all playing. We had the scoring system on the wrong setting though, so a teacher came on stage and showed us how the point system was supposed to work. We all had it on a system where it put all the winning points separated and she changed the setting so that they were all together. Now while playing, the points went up much faster because of this new setting. The screen went down and Jeff Dunham was behind it on a stool. He was giving out giant Yoga balls. Yoga balls were floating all over the room. A lot of people left their yoga balls so I took mine and one extra to give to my friend because he said they’re good to sit on while at the computer.
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009
The Dead Dolphin
I had a dream that I was on some big boat with my friend. He was trying to hide a dead baby dolphin on board. We put it in a cooler on the bow behind the actual cooler that people were using for drinks. The baby dead dolphin was perfectly wrapped in saran wrap. I took a plastic bag and tried to cover it more just in case someone opened it.
Friday, May 29th, 2009
Richard Alpert, stop giving me vitamins!
I had a dream this morning that Richard Alpert from LOST (Nestor Carbonell) kept making me take vitamins/mineral pills. I would keep saying to him that I already had some and I didn’t want to eat anymore. In order to get the extra vitamins out of my body I had to have spider monkeys on my head. So I went to the store and there were 2 spider monkeys. One sounded like Eddy Murphy, I don’t remember what the other one sounded like but I walked around the rest of my dream with these monkeys on me. I woke up to an alarm clock.
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009
The little man in the wall.
I had a dream a few days ago and forgot to record it.
My dream was in my old house with my cousin Katie. We were on some sort of bunk bed. The wall against the bed began to move to reveal old rusty locks and chains that were keeping the door closed all these years.
Someone was moving the wall from the other side. When I could see him, it looked like a tiny Edward Muscare. (edarem from YouTube)
He was trying to open the door and drag us both inside. I remember a bunch of family trying to pull back. The door closed and I went outside to try and see where the house was attached to. I went in the house attached to mine and it was some sort of party. There was cake, cookies and drinks. It was also a scare party, like a pop out at you halloween thing. Apparently the little man was trying to drag us in to enjoy the fun. O.O
Monday, May 4th, 2009
Jack and the Underwater Bus
I had a dream about Jack.
Jack had long hair.
We were at his house and we were talking about our relationships.
He said he caught the wrong train and he had to go home and change.
We walked from his house to the train station. He motioned for me to come on board and “pound it” before he left.
I did so but when I was about to get off the train he signaled me to come back and do it again before the train left.
Instead of this train/bus being its normal shape, this was circular.
When I was inside, the doors began to close Indiana Jones style. I had no time to slip through.
The circular bus started to go downward. I said to Jack. “Is this an underwater train?”
He smiled and looked out the window.
I held his hand and began to shake in fear.
It was an under water bus and it began to travel the ocean.
I began to realize that he tricked me into coming on some sort of ride.
I woke up because a giant painting fell off the wall the the entire clothes rack as well.
Saturday, April 25th, 2009
I had a dream that there was a guy stuck in the bathroom stall. He was crying because he had a heart shaped birth mark on his leg.
In the same dream the same guy was in a commercial and he was driving a car down the beach. Me and a lot of other people were trying to get into the car but there was some sort of shield on it preventing us from sitting down.
Also a childhood friend of mine got nominated for some comedy award but he had a giant beard and was a midget.
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
Scarface shot at me!
Wow it’s been a long time since I had a dream!
I had a dream that I was being followed by some guy, I think it was someone like Al Pachino in his Scarface role. Anyway I went to this high class party and a fight broke out and Scarface was trying to kill me. I was grabbing wooden planks and blocking his gunshots. I got behind some table or door and he shot through giant stacks of kitchen plates. I remember them exploding and flying everywhere and they were cutting my arms and it hurt! It was really scary but I lived
Saturday, January 31st, 2009
Ice Skating and Sam Rockwell
Dream yay! I had a dream that I was in an ice skating rink skating around in a circle, although the rink had more of a roller rink appearance to it. There was music and such. I was trying to get the DJ’s attention so that he would change the song. I banged on the door but no answer. So I walked home which was down the hall. For some reason I had a family made of up people I have never seen lol. There was friends of the family over and their son was Sam Rockwell. I tried to close the door behind me and I shoved it closed hard. Then the whole house shifted to the side in the direction I was pushing on the door. Sam Rockwell broke opened the window and we all escaped.
Friday, January 2nd, 2009
Live Stream High School
I think I had a double dream.
The first dream I was on a few live streams like BlogTV and Stickam. Only I wasn’t at my desk with my web cam. The cameras were sort of set to my life, and everything I do, and I knew that a bunch of family and friends were watching me and showing that they care. One of the live stream websites was somehow connected to iminlikewithyou.com (I’ve been playing games there a lot lately so it makes sense lol) that sort of beta look to the camera/live feed site. Well all of a sudden everyone who was watching me left at the same time. So I thought “wow no one cares about me anymore.” I then woke up and was still in that state of mind, I was worrying like “Why did everyone leave? what am I going to do now? no one is watching anymore, why?” Then it slowly came to my head “Wait what? That was a dream and it’s not real.” I think I went back to sleep and I was in one of the houses that I used to live, I was standing in a bath tub (No water). There was a pay phone in the bath tub so I called my school, I only put $1.00 in but the phone said $1.50. I called and asked if my loan was ready for me to claim and they said it’s been ready since April! So I got mad and stormed out to catch the school bus (Apparently I’m in high school again) I remember having a conversation on the phone with my childhood friend Anthony and telling him something about sticks, and it worried him so he came to my house and asked my mom if I was ok. I was waiting for him to come on the bus so I could tell him I was ok. Then my little cousin sat next to me on the bus, and she was falling asleep. Then 3 girls with pink hair came on the bus after they gave the driver a hard time, and one of them was a childhood friend named Courtney. She kissed the bus driver who was female and they all proceeded to the back seats with their cigarettes. Yeah….lol then I woke up
I fell asleep again!’
Attack of the plush zombies!
I was in a really dark town, and there were people running and screaming in all directions. I went into a pet store and tried to buy a fly and a bird in a bag. Later I somehow was tied to the cast of LOST and I had to watch out where I was going to avoid fans. There were nurses called “Lavender Ladies” who pointed you in the right direction to doors on the side of the hospital where people can go to be safe. I later found out that everyone was in a panic because at a certain time the zombies would come out of the hospital. I went in the side door of the hospital and the door closed behind me, and other people were running towards me to get out because they had a zombie chasing them. The zombie was like a plush made from stitches and yarn and buttons for eyes. I tried to open the door but it was locked, I banged and tapped onn the door as loud as I could. Finally someone opened it and we all got out.
Friday, December 26th, 2008
Rosie, you look so pretty!
Finally had another dream!
Last night I had a dream about a YouTube gathering. Everyone was there but they had masks on, like the caricatures ones of the presidents but they were of random people. I was supposed to wear a mask and I was looking through the piles of masks. A few of them were caricatures and others looked like they were created by children on plain white paper. I was looking through the masks and finally chose a Rosie O’Donnell mask. Before I could put it on Rosie appeared in front of me, she was so tan she was orange. I said “Wow you look so pretty in person” In my dream she lost a lot of weight. She said “You look pretty in person too” Then I said “Wait if I wear this mask no one will know who I am, but if I wear my gorilla mask, people might know who I am. End of dream.
Monday, December 1st, 2008
I had a dream last night that I was in a science lab, maybe in a class. There was a teacher who wanted me to cut my stomach and remove my intestines. I cut opened my stomach and did so, and along with them came out a plastic tube that helped me breathe. I remember having difficulty breathing because of this plastic tube I removed. I remember trying to put it back but it wouldn’t work. I also remember it feeling very real that my intestines were gone. Having a very tough time breathing I tried to find a phone, and when I did I then dialed the police. The police connected me with a woman who either came to where I was or I went to her, she then put my intestines and my plastic tube back in my body and I woke up.
Sunday, November 30th, 2008
Defoe is the bad guy
This was a shooting guns fight for your life dream. But I wasn’t scared, it was more like a video game I suppose. There was a war between me and two other mafia guys. We were all shooting at each other in a mall/house type of setup. Then we got outside and I turned into a little boy. William Defoe was the bad guy and he was running away. Gwyneth Paltrow was his love interest. A swarm of paparazzi came around Defoe and Paltrow. She looked at me and smiled. Defoe saw her smile and pointed the gun at me and then looked me in the eye. I touched his hand and put some sort of bomb in it. Then I woke up.
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
Steve Martin is 12
Just had a dream about some sort of guitar pick that everyone had to order online. The pick was large with white polka dots on a green background. Then I had to go to Ralph’s, but they had a few guards in front of the entrance, and no one was allowed in. So I decided to climb in through the window. This window was decorated like it was a part of an old grandma’s house. So I get in and Steve Martin is there and he somehow related to two computers. One computer makes him act his age and everything is normal, and the other one makes him act and think that he is 12. I leave the room and some old woman keeps switching him to the 12 year old computer. So I break the hard drive and it was all over.
Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
I had a dream about my cousin, and I didn’t want to post it. But I’ve come to realize that I would want to remember it later when I can’t recall. My cousin died this July, and I miss her immensely. In my dream she was there, she looked as she did when I last saw her. And somehow she “came back” and she was looking on her myspace at all the comments from people who care about her. And we were talking about my tattoo. (I have her name tattooed on my upper arm in real life) She was getting emotional about all her myspace comments and the tattoo. I think she explained why she was away or how she came back but I don’t remember. I really wish I had written this dream down earlier so I can recall more.
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
I had a dream about vampires. Claire from the show LOST (Emilie de Ravin)was turned into a vampire along with a few other people. I don’t think I was there as a character, I was just watching. I believe John Smith from Pocahontas was running around in a big wooden wheel like in Pirates of the Caribbean. Christopher Lloyd was the lead vampire and he was evil
Sunday, November 16th, 2008
The Grinch Race
I dreamed that I was in a race. All the contestants were either on bikes or in shopping carts. I had a wicked bad rash on the back of my legs for some reason. Everyone is in biker shorts and we all have to chase Jim Carrey in full Grinch makeup on his little mobile cart thing up a huge spiral snowy mountain.
Thursday, November 13th, 2008
The vomit/pooping viral video
I had a dream last night. I was looking over a fence into the woods with a bunch of people and there was an animal walking. I said “Look it’s a ferret!” then of course it started to look more like a ferret. Then it began to poop. Now, this was not your normal every day sized poop, it was long and huge like the width of a football. Then as it was pooping, it began to projectile vomit. This animal began to turn into a human throughout my dream. It became a guy who made videos online and his pooping/projectile vomit video went viral….yeah…
Sunday, November 9th, 2008
I had a dream I was in/playing Super Smash Bros, Melee for the Game Cube. There ware only about 2 or 3 items I could choose from and they were all white, one was a baseball bat, one was a bomb, and there was one which once you hit it splattered paint everywhere, and I had to hit them together in a certain order so that I could vote for Obama.
Saturday, November 8th, 2008
The re-visited museum
I had a dream about finding a secret passage in a house that leads into an old forgotten museum. I remember looking around and being amazed at all the old things. I go deeper into this museum and I see a closed door with some light peeking out from the bottom, I get scared that someone might be in there and exit through the way I came. Years later I have another dream in the same house with the same passage way. I go in and for some reason there is a statue of Anthony Hopkins. I go in further and either there are some kids already there, or they came with me [I don't remember] But I do remember possibly telling them about the door with the light on I found earlier. They become loud and a man comes out behind the door, he is a janitor. He gets them together and yells at them while I hide behind a couch. I feel a hand on my back, and when I go to look, a tarantula falls off of my back and I wake up. I stay awake for about 15 minutes and then have another dream about telling someone about the museum dream. So after I wake up again, I don’t even want to bother to tell the story again because I feel as though I just did.
Saturday, November 8th, 2008
The Gun, The Book, and the Pentagram.
This guy and I are in a very old theater with some people. There’s a table with an old knife and gun [Jack Sparrow style.] The guy grabs the gun and I say “Hey no fair, I wanna shoot the gun” He hands it to me and he takes the knife. The gun has an old book tied to it with string. I shoot the gun at the theater stage/screen and someone shouts “NO!” Apparently I was supposed to read something from the book tied to the gun before I shot it. And because I hadn’t, this meant a weird spell sort of thing was put on me. A witchy woman comes over to me and explains that the only way to save me is to cut pentagrams into my wrists, They explain that I only have 30 minutes to live unless I have this woman carve the symbols. She grabs a knife and starts to cut my skin. She cuts two pentagrams into each wrist. I thought it was real, woke up crying.
Saturday, November 8th, 2008
The Headless Sinatra Saloon
Just a dream about being in an old saloon. There are old time microphones hanging from the ceiling. Me, Frank Sinatra and 3 headless men are singing the theme song to Firefly.
Saturday, November 8th, 2008
The Boy, the Girl, and the Creature
A young boy walks to his friends house, and she is a young girl.
He is around the age of 12.
Her parents are outside looking at the sky.
It is fairly late, and getting dark.
The young girl isn’t home yet so he waits outside looking at the sky and says to himself.
“please come tonight”
We see a very young little girl holding the hand of her even younger sister just walking down the road.
The young boy and the girl’s parents run over to them and ask why they’re out so late.
* I don’t remember why they’re out
They ask the little girls where they live and they reply “A block away”
The young boy offers to walk them home and the young girls parents walk back onto their property.
The young boy holds the little girls hand and proceeds to walk them down the street.
He says “If you ever need anything no matter what it is and no one is home at your house, you come here.”
They giggle and say “ok”
They come to a metal gate and before they can squeeze inside, a small creature comes around the corner.
The little girls scream and run. The young boy says “yes!”
This creature is maybe 4ft tall, and covered in something looking similar to moss.
The face kind of looks like an old doll with one eye. No pupils or iris, just white.
It’s missing an arm and walking clumsily.
[Later on the same day]
I kept waking up in my dream and seeing a giant black spider on the cushion beside me.
Saturday, November 8th, 2008
Day of the 7ft tall hairy people
In my dream I am in my old house on Long Island with my mother and my grandmother. Our house was on a lake, it was a normal day until I saw through our big living room window, a very tall [about 7-8ft] giant hairy person coming out from the lake. Another follows him, and then another. They start coming through the windows and we run out of the house and into the car. The tall hairy people are everywhere, all over the streets. We drive off of the island and into the city, they’re in the city too, they’re everywhere. I wake up.
Saturday, November 8th, 2008
This is a very old dream, perhaps the oldest dream I can remember. Well, I’m in some sort of Arabian town, everyone has turbans and robes on, The area has a bunch of houses made of clay, and there is a long dried up river. I’m looking for my mother, and I spot her. She doesn’t even look like my mom, but somehow I know it’s her. I run up to her and say “You are my mom”, she responds in a different language and looks confused. I say again “You are my mom”. Suddenly everyone in the town is shooken up, and I look in a mirror to see the river being filled with rapid water. Seconds later the river DOES fill up fast with rapid water and I wake up.